4/8     This is real.  My boss constantly scratches his crotch
        right at work.  And today he grossed me out by rubbing
        his crotch area against my cubicle wall.  What is the
        appropriate action to take?
        \_ The inappropiate action is to get a hard-on from this.
        \_ put a 'Bears Scratch Post' sign on your cubicle.
        \_ Depends on whether you're a male or female.
           \_ I am male and he is married with kids.  I think
              he just has crab or something.  I normally don't
              care if he scratches himself with his hands, but
              my cubicle walls should be off-limits.  What can I do? -op
              \_ Line your cube with stuff so he cant rub his diseased crotch
                 on the cube.
                 \_ Should I mention his behavior to HR at all? Besdies
                    all the clever things I can do to my cube to prevent
                    future occurances?
        \_ Your boss must be a cat, see:
http://www.google.com/search?num=20&hl=en&q=inappropriate+work+behavior+scratch&btnG=Google+Search
        \_ line your cubicle with feces. that would be an embarassing
           crotch stain to have.