4/5     I'm sure BDG can relate to this (seen on rec.humor.funny):

        Mattel has come out with a new Barbie doll for Christmas:
        Divorcee' Barbie.  It comes with all the usual accessories,
        plus all of Ken's stuff.
        \_ I really wanna hear BDG's story.  BDG, you out there?
        \_ I read somewhere that if Barbie were a real person with the same
           proportions, her measurements will be 38-13-34.