4/3   Why so many suicidal bombers?  They do it for the virgins!
      http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=&ncid=721&e=5&u=/ap/20020403/ap_on_re_mi_ea/palestinians_bomber_money_3
      "The devout Muslims among the bombers, a majority, believe they will go
      to heaven as martyrs and spend eternity in the company of 72 virgins."
      Some of us don't even get to poke one virgin in our entire life.
        \_ i forget where I read this, but some scholars believe the
           translation of the original arabic the koran was written
           got mangled a bit, and where it read "72 virgins", the original
           intent was "a whole bunch of white raisin", which are
           pretty rare on the arabian peninsula. - danh
           \_ The issues still pertain. Are they the same 72 raisins for
              eternity so they get used up? Or are you not allowed to eat
              them because then you won't spend eternity with them? Or do
              they magically reappear as new raisins? Plus, wouldn't you
              get tired of raisins after a few years of eternity?
        \_ i'm getting to this thread late, but what if the suicide bomber
           is a female (non-lesbian?)
        \_ Consider how rare you can find virgin now a days, it might be
           worth it for some people.
        \_ Been there, done that.  Nothing is more annoying than sex with a
           know-nothing.  Why do you want to spend your time telling some
           little girl how to have sex?  Much better to spend your time
           actually having sex.  Sex shouldn't be a tutoring lesson, it should
           be fun.
           \_ Whatever. What is there to know? They take it, I slap their ass
              and go to sleep.
           \_ Maybe they fantasize about causing pain to these young women?
              \_ What happens if you are a suicide bomber in heaven?
                 \_ How can you commit suicide if you're already in heaven?
           \_ after 72 times, they are no longer virgins, so obviously this
              is a lie
              \_ or it's true, then they can't have sex with them for eternity
                 hahaha
                 \_ It doesn't say that they spend eternity with the same 72
                    virgins. Used ones might get magcially replaced.
              \_ Maybe these women are virgins because no one will do them.
           \_ Been there, done that too.  It's so satisfying that I wish I can
              deflower many more.
              \_ Blow yourself up!
              \_ What's satisfying about having sex with someone who doesn't
                 know anything about having sex?
                 \_ If they have no frame of reference for comparision, then
                    they won't be able to tell how awful your performance was.