4/1     anyone know the name of the receptionist for college of chemistry
        419 Latimer?
        \_ Laura Palmer. --Bob
           \_ i need her email addres, but it's not in directory.. any ideas?
             or the receptionist's desk phone number
             this is really important.. thanks
             \_ Laura Palmer is dead.  -- Cooper
        \_ got the hots for her?
        \_ there was this one really hot UC receptionist at the uhm... uh...
           oh nevermind.  there wasn't.
           \_ Lemme guess, you just remembered that she's a fat, old, dumb,
              aggressive memeber of
              _some_minority_group_who_tend_not_to_get_hired_for_real_jobs_?
        \_ What's her cup size?
           \_ Would it matter?  She's uc staff....
        \_ you can't actually visit her?
           \_ just don't make a pass on her the first day you go to see her.
           \_ just don't go down on her the first day you make a pass at her.
           \_ im in san jose
                \_ just don't be in san jose.
                    \_ some of us have to work
                        \_ I was only kidding
        \_ the power of google:
           http://www.cchem.berkeley.edu/~physplnt/Whodo/diradminsvcs.html
        \_ the problem with so much of the UCB administration (financial aid,
           clerks, form processor people,etc.) is that they all come from
           Oakland
           \_ uh... why is that a problem?
                \_ People from Oakland are all stupid and ugly.  -John