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2002/3/28 [Health/Disease/General] UID:24256 Activity:nil
3/27    Inspirational thoughts for the day:
        1. Every second that passes brings you closer to your death.
           -geordan
        2. You will all die in about 20000 days or 1728000000 seconds or
           2857 weeks or 666 months. [motd reformatd was here, aesthetics
           be damned]
           \_ Darn! I just wasted an entire week playing computer games.
              Now I have 2856 left.
        3. Human life is a sexual transmitted terminal disease
           \_ Watching too much of The Matrix....
              \_ Matrix stole this line from me.  This is 12 years old...
                 \_ sure... http://www.bartleby.com/63/86/4486.html
                 \_ The line is the Matrix is about humanity being a virus,
                    not about life being a disease.  -tom
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