3/27    Today's silly joke:

        A grasshopper was bouncing down the sidewalk when he jumped into a
        bar, hopped across the floor, and leapt up on top of a bar-stool.

        The bartender leaned over toward him and said, "Hey! We have a drink
        named after you!"

        The grasshopper replied, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
        [dont fuck with my stolen joke, post your own stolen joke]
        \_ I don't get it.
           \_ It's ok.
           \_ It's not worth getting.
           \_ Try the obvious. Do a Google search on "grasshopper" and "drink"