3/26    "'Corpse' Turns Out to Be Sex Doll"
        http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&u=/nm/20020326/od_nm/sexdoll_dc_1
        Your neighbor is watching!
        \_ this is funny shit that people should post more on motd
        \_ Wonder if it was a Real Doll(tm)?  I'll bet the cops had a fun time
           telling everyone at the station about how their murder investigation
           ended with some silicon sex doll freak getting off in his apartment
           reading slashdot with his new "girlfriend".
        \_ It was a policeWOMAN...must have been embarassing for her.