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2/1 Patriot registration:
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp
\_ Lest any of you conservatives take this seriously, note
that this is http://whitehouse.org not whitehouse.gov
\_ You know what I really hate? I hate how those stupid conservative
constantly wrap themselves with the flag, writing bills like
USA Act or PATRIOT Act. Give me a fucking break.
\_ I like the choices for "Fox News is fair, balanced..."
\_ I prefer http://www.whitehouse.com |
| www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp By registering all non-terrorists within our borders, it is our intention to make use of the process of elimination to identify the evil ones who walk among us. If you are a non-terrorist (American Patriot), your participation is required. The best way to fight terrorism is to visit Disney World. Indefinite detentions of minority groups are a privilege of citizenship. People who wear turbans are, more often than not, mad dog killers. By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft. |
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| whitehouse.org President Offers Obligatory Apology to World's Uptight Muslamiac Prudes Still Overreacting and Whining About a Little Harmless Fraternity Hazing: "I mean lighten up! You people gotta admit that some of those pictures are pretty darned funny. When I saw the one of that little lezbo-lookin' girlie smiling and laughing while she pointed at that sorry sucker being forced to whack his pud right out there in the open, I just about busted a nut! |