12/16 george jr.: "father, no matter what i do, the country
despises me. the world despises me."
george sr.: "back in the day, when everyone knew what
a piece of shit i was, i'd get my best friend sadam to
back me. sure it'd take a few extra bucks, but he'd
back me."
george jr.: "so what should i do?"
george sr.: "one day, pretend you're worried about the
future of america's education and while you're there,
unaware of course, there'll be random attacks. do one
by the pentagon, not on it, but near, and I mean NEAR
it so that everyone won't blame the us. then hit the
world trade center."
george jr.: "why the world trade center?"
george sr.: "because you moron that's the people that
hate you! but if all the investors are scared to work,
then no one will continue buying into tech. people
will feel there's a need for my national security
defense plan."
george jr.: "wait, a minute! That was my idea!"
george sr.: "i told you to read my lips when you were
doing the interview. as i was saying, people will
finally buy into, okay, OUR, national security defense
plan. people will be dumb enough because they're like
sheep to think that they can get work in defense
contracting."
george jr.: "But dad, no one wants to work in
defense."
george sr.: "You idiot! aren't you listening?!?!?!
if we dump a few terrorist attacks, which are cheap
since islamic people come from 3rd world nations where
the women are ugly, people will be scared into
believing we need a national defense improved. that
way, the economy will improve but improve not on crap
like the internet or that whole new economy gibberish
that clinton guy was such a proponent of. it will be
on what us republicans always deemed appropriate: on
the back of the good ol' working government! in
addition, it'll justify all that push for increases
surveilance over that anarchic, hippy internet thing
as corporations like the music industry, disney, the
movie industry, and microsoft will want that have been
so generous in "donating" their time and other, ahem,
resources, to our worthy cause. those damn, hippy
scientists should've never let the net go out of ARPA.
anyway, but now that we're, I mean, huh huh, you're
in charge again, it'll only be a matter of time before
the american public will renew all of the republicans
in congress. we'll show the americans that we're
sensitive and have a *REAL* plan for boosting our
economy. It'll just be like old times."
George Jr: "but the old times sucked!"
George Sr: "Shut up! Get out! You infidel! Go back
to your Mexican day laborers! And don't come back
until you're willing to listen!"
George Jr: "Yes, dad." |
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