12/14   http://www.theonion.com/onion3744/java_programmers.html
        links to the "author"'s page.  (i'm so confused this is the first time
        i have EVER thought "is this a real person?" in regards to an onion
        article.  (I have MANY times thought "this is just like a real person"
        but that is no the same) The Authors page links to Lila's.
        (http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~lila/humour/startrek/janeway.vs.picard
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