Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 22940
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2001/11/5-6 [Recreation/Pets] UID:22940 Activity:high
11/5    Is there a place in Berkeley that adopts homeless pets? Near my house
        lives a cat that obviously is a domestic kind of cat. It doesn't seem
        to be adapted for living on the street at all. I feed it occasionally
        but can't take it home because of my housemates and the
        landlord. -akopps
        \_ Do you live in that house on Ellsworth by any chance? I hate that
           damn cat.
        \_ Just make sure that you don't give the cat to aspolito.  He'll
           tell you that he's a cat lover.  And he's 100% correct.  He loves
           cats. LITERALLY!  He have sex with cats.  Some of them die during
           intercourse.  It's really disgusting.  Avoid aspolito at all cost!
           \_ Male or female cats?
        \_ why don't you install ipf on it
        \_ Also, what about in the Fremont or Union City area?
        \_ How old?  Kittens are easy to give away.
        \_ ASPCA or a lesbian couple
           \_ ?
              \_ American (?) Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
                 Animals
        \_ there are lots of places around here, but I'd call the local humane
           society and ask them for a listing of non-kill facilities in the
           area.  Older cats are harder to adopt so please don't take one to
           some place that will put it down in a year.
           \_ meowr
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