Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 22656
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2001/10/6 [Health/Men] UID:22656 Activity:nil
10/5    Coroner says object in fruit drink not penis:
    http://www.mycfnow.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-100275020011003-191057.html
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MDT October 3, 2001 -- -- Tests revealed that a mysterious object believed to be a human penis that was found in a bottled fruit drink by a Commerce City man was actually bacterial mold, police said. Juan Sanchez-Marchez brought the bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch to police Thursday. He told authorities that he drank almost the entire bottle when he discovered the object. Investigators had told Commerce City police that the object (pictured, right) appeared to be an intact 3-inch section of a human penis. A sample will be forwarded to the FDA forensic laboratory for exact determination of the organism," Adams County Coroner Richard Amend said. The substance was described by the coroner's staff as "a cylindrical object about 3 mm long and 3 mm wide," according to a press release. Police said that they sent the bottle to the coroner's office for testing, and that they were not continuing their criminal investigation into the incidents. Previous Story: * October 1, 2001: 39 Body Part Found In Potency Punch? This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Couple Gets 10 Years For Letting Teen's Cancer Go Untreated 52 Kodiak Bear Attacks Keeper At Silver Springs Theme Park 53 Crematory Operator In 'Wrong Ashes' Case Charged 54 Laura Bush Leads Rally For Troops In Small-Town Florida 55 Legislature Finds Common Ground On Some Key Issues 56 Fla. House Passes Parental Notice Measure 57 Jury Convicts Daytona Beach Man Who Skips Trial 58 Police Searching For Missing Mom, Son Find Adult Body 59 Ceiling Shotgun Part Of Home's Booby Trap System 60 Senator Taken To Hospital After Falling Ill During Session 61 Hundreds Of 'Troop Support' Ribbons Stolen 62 Part Of The IBS Network 2004, 63 Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc.