9/22    how does one escape the "dick in the jar"-type "friendship"?
        \_ do you mean "a dick in a glass case"?  being a platonic friend?
           \_ easily.  one just takes the girl off the pedestal he put her
              on, sees her for her faults; makes  a move, and if she says
              no, he moves on to another girl.  I believe i put it once:
               "You say it's good we're only friends...
                ..well all good things come to an end."
           \_ by having friendship with someone you're not interested in?
              if you're interested, pursue it, or live with it.
                      "when one burns one's bridges,
                       what a very nice fire it makes."
                                 --ok tnx, dylan thomas
        \_ I haven't had much luck with penis pumps.