Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 22363
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9/9     http://web2.iadfw.net/~elo/news/statue.html
        \_ too bad it isn't true.
        \_ Virgin Mary having sex with Jesus?  Wasn't she his mother?
          \_ Maybe he was taking cues from Oedipus.
          \_ But Jesus is also God, so he is also her mate. Or something. He's
             the son of himself.
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web2.iadfw.net/~elo/news/statue.html
Vandalized Statue of Jesus Attracts Crowds of Women by Elroy Willis JUAREZ, New Mexico (EAP) - A life-size statue of Jesus has attracted huge crowds of women this past week to the town of Juarez, New Mexico. The statue, located on the front lawn of Lakeside Methodist Church, was vandalized two weeks ago when a group of suspected atheist hoodlums attached an erect penis to the statue. Crowds of women have been gathering around the statue this past week to admire the fully engorged sex organ of their beloved Jesus. A small skirmish broke out when the husbands of several of the women arrived on the scene and tried to get their wives to come home with them. Pastor McCoy said that several women have taken up a private collection to enlarge Jesus' penis, and isn't quite sure what to do about the whole situation.