9/7     I heard that there's a US military base in Cuba.  Why does Fidel Castro
        allow a US base in his communist country?
        \_ Because he and his puny little shit hole government can't do jack
           about it. If he attacks it, there won't be enough of cuba left
           to call an island.
           \_ "You can't handle the truth!" --jessup
           \_ When was the base at Guantanamo leased to the US?
           \_ Why the fuck don't we just send in the marines and arrest Castro
              and his puny ass?!
              \_ He hasn't broken any laws in the US. DUH.
                 \_ He is a fucking dictator!