8/23    What's the best way to slash someone's tire?
        \_ Get a knife.  A really, really sharp knife.  Like razor sharp.
           Then swing the knife across your own throat.  This will make sure
           it's sharp.  Before you lose consciousness, slash the tire.
           \_ Actually, before you lose consciousness, wipe the blade off.
              A knife that sharp would be good for steak.
        \_ do you slash on the side or in between the tread and the side?