8/15    Insert Michelle Bachmann "wives, submit to your husbands" joke here:
        http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2011/08/Corndog1-384x288.jpg
        \_ mm, porndog
           \_ Very deep throat.  (See sign at background.)
        \_ The expression of the guy in the background really puts this one
           over the top.
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6/9     Synchronized Macarana-esque dance after first 2010 World Cup goal.
        http://www.csua.org/u/qy2
        Oh no, the same disease that has plagued football here at home is now
        spreading to soccer abroad.
        \- You may be too young to remember ROGER MILLA and the DANCE OF THE
           CORNER. Did you see BISHOP D.TUTU dancing? That was pretty funny.
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2/2     She came to her senses.
        http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/02/drew.peterson.breakup/index.html
        This is the woman who was dating Scott Peterson, the guy who's
                                          \_ actually Drew Peterson
        suspected of killing a few of his wives.
        \_ What wife did he kill other than Lacy?
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11/12   The Mormons being the great defenders of traditional marriage is just
        one of life's delicious ironies.  lulz.
        \_ Why?
          \_ HAhahaha, how many wives did Joseph Smith have?
             \_ something like 33.  Brigham Young out-did him with 56.
                \_ Why is this not traditional? For most of human history
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7/25    there are so many hot MILF types in tank tops walking around
        who must be schoolteachers on their spring break.  i can't deal.
        \_ Where are you at?
        \_ Where are you at? Here in The City, all I see are skinny flat
           chested women with winter jackets on.
           \_ Why winter jackets? It's summer. Also, I think they're
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5/29    "Marriage is thus something more than a civil contract subject to
        regulation by the state; it is a fundamental right of free men."
        Perez v. Sharp, 32 Cal.2d 711
        \_ I'd hate to raise my kids in an environment where he's
           brainwashed to believe that a marriage between a human and
           a monkey is OK.
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10/25   Is there a pill that'll help ppl stop thinking about sex?
        \_ Saltpeter!
         \_ Old wives tale that doesn't work.
        \_ Heroin!
           \_ In his new book, Slash (Guns N Roses) says that he dated
              Traci Lords and he never had sex with her because he was too
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10/25   Does anyone think "Tila Tequila" is good looking?  She looks like some
        kind of plastic freak to me.
        \_ Like I said, I don't know what is it you Berkeleyeans have
           for Asian women. Flat chest, small beady eyes, with the figure
           of little boys. Seriously, what is it about Asian women you like?
           \_ I prefer slender, youthful looking women. Asian women particular
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10/22   Question:  I'm over 30.  I was out with my girlfriend over the weekend
        and I met this hot 22 year old.  I tried really hard to not flirt
        with her, in deference to the fact my girlfriend was standing right
        there.  She and her hot 21 year old roommate were shamelessly flirting
        with me.  They gave their email addresses to my girlfriend.   When
        my girlfriend was asleep not having sex with me, I carefully copied
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6/8     My wife and I are childless. We never had much interest, but if we
        don't have kids soon we never will and so we are talking about it.
        To us the birthing process and pregnancy are disgusting. I realize
        it's the most natural thing in the world, but it's still extremely
        nasty to us both. And I believe in childbeating, which is illegal
        where I live. The more we learn (plus about all the associated
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