Entry 22059 (Berkeley CSUA MOTD)

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2025/04/06 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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2001/8/9 [Computer/SW/Languages/Java] UID:22059 Activity:nil

8/9     ATTENTION SODA MALES!  There are three women schedule to attend the
        enterprise java class below.  Please do show up and check them out.
        Just don't scare them away though.  Thank You.  -brain
        \_ This is just asking for trouble.
        \_ this is so not me.  But incidentally this class is a serious
           chick magnet.  You know girls love J2EE.  Or maybe they just love
           being more employable.  At any rate sign up and learn some new
           skill with us!  http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~brain/j2ee  -brain
        \_ why do you need so many people in your class?  Is it something
           you can put on your resume?  What's the catch?

8/9
President Bush (news - web sites) has made up his mind about whether
to allow federal funding for embryonic stem cell research and will
announce the decision in a national address on Thursday night, the
White House said.
        \_ i senese a prominition.
           \_ Is this Bushonics, Engrish, or plain stupidity?
              \_ "promination". It's a very cromulent word.

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www.csua.berkeley.edu/~brain/j2ee -> www.csua.berkeley.edu/~brain/j2ee/J2EE Crash Course Study Group * Introduction * Sunday, August 19th 2001 * Saturday, August 25th 2001 Brian Preston References 1.