7/8    if you loved someone, would you express her cats anal glands for her?
       it keeps dragging its ass around on the carpet, leaving stains.
        \_ I have owned a lot of cats, including 4 at present, and never
           had to deal with such unpleasantness. What did the vet say?
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8/2     John Edwards hints he cracked his wife's rib during sex
        and this is how they discovered her cancer came back.  I'll vote
        for any candidate virile enough to still be living out their
        biological imperative.  Hillary obviously hasn't had sex since
        1998.  Fred Thompson probably bones his 50 year old wife every
        chance he gets.  Kucinich's 30 year old wife is TOTALLY HOT.
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7/23    Dear fellow puppy parents. If you have those non-shedding fluffy
        hair type of pups, at what age are you suppose to shave your puppy
        completely so that it'll grow fuller hair as an adult? Also, what
        was your crate-training schedule like? Is it something like
        sleep sleep sleep->wake->poo outside->play->eat->poo outside->
        sleep sleep sleep->wake->poo outside->play->eat->poo outside->
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