7/14  bay area jobless rate stands at 4.2.
        \_ Sounds like some of the english majors who are expert
           coders in vbscript still have jobs or have managed to
           get employement in their main field of expertise, food
           service.
           \_ I don't think I've every heard the words "expert" and
              "vbscript coders" used in the same sentence before.
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                 wireless 3g broadband b2b web portal architecture
                 leveraging opensource internet technologies such
                 as xml, jsp, servlet, vbscript, active-x, cgi, html,
                 soap, wap, ldap, asp and linsux for enabling synergized
                 highly available 24 by 7 interbusiness commerce in
                 the emergent online global village's bazzar?
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        \_ I guess the english majors who are expert vbscript still
           have jobs or have quickly converted from the "high-tech"
           or "internet sector" to a sector of the job market they
                 ldap, asp, perl, ssl, ipv6 and linsux for enabling
                 highly available 24 by 7 e-commerce business and
                 customer relationship synergies in the new economy's
                 emergent online borderless global villages' bazzar
                 and marketplace?
                 Where have you been since 1996? Hiding in the great
                 unexplored eastern darks of africa? Grad school?
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           are better qualified for: "food service".
           \_ I'm never seend "expert" and vbscript used in the
              same sentence.
              \_ You never had to deal with "entreprenuers" who were
                 developing a scalable clustered worldwide distributed
                 wireless 3g broadband b2b, c2b, b2c and c2c web
                 portal architecture leveraging proprietary opensource
                 microsoft internet technologies such as xml, jsp,
                 ldap, asp, perl, ipv6 and linsux for enabling highly
                 servlet, vbscript, active-x, cgi, html, soap, wap,
                 ldap, asp, perl, ipv6 and linux for enabling highly
                 available 24 by 7 e-commerce business and customer
                 relationship synergies in the new economy's emergent
                 online borderless global villages' bazaar and
                 marketplace?
                 \_ Whoever wrote this: you're a genius!
               \_ That's you... right, geordan?
                  \_ Sadly, no.  I wasn't able to leverage a scalable,
                     future-proof component-based architecture for this
                     time-critical opportunity.  -geordan