6/27    I want to join an organized crime syndicate. How do I do this?
        \_ 1 800 MICR0SOFT, ask for Services
           \_ That's 1 800 RU LEGIT D00D!
        \_ You're already part of one. The fearsome motd.public mob.
        \_ You might try to find the JLCs.  They are based in Jack London
           square, and were looking for more members a month ago.