10/9    I'm a white guy who is with an Asian (mainland China) girl for the
        first time. We were having sex and when she was really enjoying
        herself she started yelling: "Fuck the chink out of me!"
        I tried not to laugh, but now (it's been a few days) I find it a
        little disturbing. What kinda issues does this girl have or should
        I ignore it cuz it's crazy talk during sex?
	...

3/21    Is there a reason why women love junk mail and spam mail? I helped
        my family members get rid of Red Plum, Valassis, DMA, etc and
        everyone's junk mail has decreased significantly, however all the
        women in my life (wife, sister, mother) are pissed at me. Ditto with
        email spam: through their permissions I unsubscribed mailing lists,
        but now they want them back again because they're missing out on some
	...

4/9     "Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets a (Digital) Breast Reduction in The Client
        List Ads"  http://www.csua.org/u/w0e (tv.yahoo.com)
        Why!?  NO!!
        \_ At least it is only digital. One hot friend of mine got her Ds
           reduced to Bs. It was a crime against nature.
           \_ Which reminds me of Christina Ricci and Simona Halep, both of
	...

4/23    I love greasy comfort food but as I'm approaching mid 30 I
        can't eat them anymore. Anyone else have the same problem?
        \_ 42 and still happily scarfing down the greasy comfort
           food, just not in the same quantities. It's a genetic
           thing.
        \_ 47 and eating greasy food, but not as much. McDonalds grosses
	...

3/15    "Mom, Dr. Phil Confront Teacher Who Ran Off with Student"
        http://www.csua.org/u/vsa (shine.yahoo.com)
        Is it pedophilia or true love?  They look so sweet together.
        \_ An 18 year old is not a child, so not pedophilia. It is
           still kind of disgusting, but at least two orders of
           magnitudes less.
	...

12/20   Oh, I love watching internation pro women's pool (billard).
        http://www.csua.org/u/s6d (http://www.gmanews.tv
        \_ now that body glove is dressing them up in spandex bikinis it's
           even better
	...

7/26    motd: I'm back. what did i miss?
        \_ Not much, how long were you gone?
           \_ over the last ~7 years I've gone from checking many times
              a day to checking once per year. where are the following
              people? tom, psb, danh, kchang, mconst, jon, alexf, dbushong,
              sky, kinney, ranga, paolo
	...

11/9    Ahh tjb. Someone referenced him below. Those were good times! Does
        anyone have a "best of tjb" list anywhere? It's sad to see how great
        artists like tjb and kinney have left the motd.
        \_ Well apparently this amckee character is of the tjb flavor ...
           i dunno, just learning about him now in the below thread
           \_ tjb denied a Playboy bunny sex.  amckee was merely a Critical
	...

12/30   RIP Artie Shaw
        \_ I wonder who the third one will be?
           \_ You've got about 120,000 in SE Asia to choose from.
           \_ get a fucking clue.  -tom
                \_ why? !op
                   \_ the idea that people die in threes is ridiculous. -tom
	...

11/14   The EECS network was down for nearly a day, but it's back now.
        Please let us know if anything is still broken.
        \_ yes, the politburo is broken. For the past 5 years, the
           politburo has failed to permanently squish a single person.
           It has failed to squish people who mess with the motd
           (ilyas), people who repeatedly use scripts to automatically
	...

11/28   Kinney, if it wasn't for your girlfriend, would you still be working
        in Iraq?
	...

5/29    *yawn* motd is boring. Whatever happened to kinney, tjb, and other
        trollers that make motd more interesting?
        \_ tjb was never a troller.  I don't think he ever had a csua account
           thank god.
                \_ who is tjb?
                   \_ If you have to ask you don't know.
	...

5/4     Kinney finally blogs: http://www.kuro5hin.org/user/ipex/diary
        \_ the CSUA motd was a blog a decade before the word was invented
        \_ how many other CSUA'ers blog?
	...