5/23    I saw an ad for a cordless anti-static wrist strap.  The ad says it
        "[utilizes] the Corona principle to harmlessly rid your body of
        static electricity...".  What is the Corona principle?
        \_ The Corona principle doesn't work with cable modem.
        \_ Never heard of it.
        \_ Corona of your ass.
        \_ Corona beer. Drink enough and you won't get static electricity.
        \_ The CP is related to the phase coil distortion caused by the
           flux capacitor in the temporal modification thrusters in the
           warp core shielding.  If you over apply CP effects you're certain
           to plunge the entire quadrant into an alternate dimension.
           \_ is this a joke?
              \_ If you had to ask.....
                 \_ no seriously... can I get one of these special
                    capacitors at Radio Shak?
                        \_ You need to pre-order as they're almost never in
                           stock.  Very popular.
        \_ Maybe Mr. Corona is the owner of the company?
        \_ so is this thing totally bogus?