5/13 --- Forwarded Message ---
> From: ceo@@hallmark.com
> To: all-employees@@hallmark.com
> Subject: new holiday
> ---
> Ladies and Gentlemen, we need to invent a new holiday to
> keep our business up and running through the summer
> months. Something warm and fuzzy, like "Love Day," only
> not so lame.
>
\_ what dumb sodan thinks quoting the simpsons over and over is funny?
\_ D'oh!
\_ A deer!
\_ A female deer!
\_ A female beer? Where?
\_ Schnell! ist es die Familie Von Trapp, abschafft sie!
\_ Does it matter? It's like reposting slashdot links but worse. |