4/8     Margaret Thatcher, Annette Funicello, who's next? They always
        die in threes.
        \_ Yeah.  Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day also.
           I still recall that when I was driving in the afternoon that day,
           KCSM was playing Dave Brubeck sound tracks non-stop for half an hour
           without the DJ saying anything.  So I thought Brubeck died on that
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3/27    Do most magicians have easy access to beautiful women? I wanna be Hans.
        http://www.flixxy.com/worlds-fastest-magician.htm
        \_ I dated a magician's assistant. She was delightful. Some of them,
           however, are really just interested in getting on stage, which
           makes them a bit too keen for attention off-stage.
           \_ Do they sleep around a lot? Like cheerleaders with basketball
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5/15    Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson team up to work on a Tintin movie:
        http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b9d4k (variety.com)
        \_ Let's hope they keep all the homoerotic undertones between Tintin
           and Captain Haddock!
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4/16    Just a quick question for those who aren't upset about Imus being
        fired...If the two reverends who had gotten Imus fired were Robertson
        and Fallwell, and talked about "cleaning up the airwaves", would you be
        upset?  -emarkp
        \_ this isn't about "cleaning up the airwaves".  imus has said many
           horribly offensive things in the past.  so have many other radio
	...

4/12    Are Matt and Trey gay? Season 10 and 11 show waaaaay too much
        explicit gay sex in South Park (both with Mr. Garrison) and I
        no longer find the show enjoyable to watch. Maybe I'm just
        getting old.
        \_ South park hasn't been worth watching since around season 3.
           \_ The Tom Cruise in the closet episode and the death of chef
	...

11/11   Why is Cal trying to lose the game?  Red zone, three downs, can't
        TD, why does it feel like the '90s again.
        \_ This game left a bad taste in my mouth. Cal didn't play well,
           but the Hughes interception overturned and Hawkins' ability to
           turn 2 TDs into FGs really hurt. Cal should have won this game,
           despite Longshore playing like dookie. So if Cal beats USC
	...

8/2     Why is FoxNews so obsessed about Michael Jackson and Martha Stewart?
        Everytime I go to their site, articles of Jacko and Martha are in
        proximity of their headline news. It's almost as if news about Jacko
        is as important as our glorious war in Iraq.
        \_ Because everyone loves a good freak show. -Jerry Springer
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5/30    I've got 15 hours in Paris (2pm to 5am their time) on a layover.
        I have never been to Paris. What should I do with my time? The
        Orsay Museum is open until 10pm Thursdays and I will be there on
        a Thursday, so that is one option. I heard a Seine cruise is nice.
        Any other ideas?
        \_ The Musee D'Orsay is great (and reminiscent of Doe Library,
	...

6/23    If civilization collapses, at least I can make wine out my own urine
        http://www.arthurmag.com/magpie/?p=2833
        \_ Obama will never let that happen.  Candy rainbows will arc over
           chocolate rivers; happy children playing on the banks.
        \_ Um no, you are confused. She is making pruno, not wine.
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12/4    Where do people buy those candies that reads "It's a boy!" or "It's a
        girl!"  Any pleaces in the San Mateo or Fremont area?  Thanks.
        \_ Preston's Candy & Ice Cream
           1170 Broadway, Burlingame, CA
           they have a lot of nice candy too, in addition to the gimmicky
           baby candy.  I recommend the honeycomb, rocky road, and the
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5/7     Super chocolate for Australian soldiers to fight evil & terrorism:
        http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,21670784-3462,00.html
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