4/12    When they put Daniel Holliman under for wisdom teeth surgery,
        little did he know that his orthopaedic surgeon was in fact Son
        Of Ether Mad Scientist "Zarkhoum Ivanovitch".  The Mad Doctor
        not only extracted Holliman's wisdom teeth, but gave him an
        Adamantium(tm) skeleton , extendible claws , and a piercing desire
        to make snappy comebacks!
                Now, secretly working for Mountain View Data, he works
        until he is summoned by a packet coming into his workstation on port
        31340 then he chants the sacred mantra
            "cd /usr/ports/alt/superheroes/danger_dan && make_install"
        turns into DANGER DAN!
                Danger Dan leaps tall buildings to find unused. com E250s
        to give to poor oakland children!  Danger Dan fights the forces of
        the Digital Divide!

        Next week: tune into the adventures of Danger Dan.  Danger Dan
        fights the evil Genentech (Building a better you(tm)) as they try
        to eradicate the gene for black hairand brown eyes.
        Using the power of the Adamantium Skeleton and Javascript, and a
        really good dose of caffiene, Danger Dan fights the evil
        Laikareddy Crime syndicate and parties with ex dot-commers at a
        Sleator-Kinney benefit!
        \_ Hi Paolo!  Sons of Ether don't do that sort of thing, this is
           some runaway Technocratic experiment.
           \_ I can't believe that people actually still play that POS
              game.  *sheesh*  Nto just geeks, but stooopid geeks....