Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 20814
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2001/3/16-17 [Politics/Domestic/Crime] UID:20814 Activity:high
3/15     Wanna get free room and board, plus free fitness club membership?
        Commit a crime and go to jail!
        http://www.24hourfitness.com/html/features/fitness_s/prison
        \_ And all the free sex you could ever want!  Anal that is...
                \_ Hey!  That's not true! You get to suck cock, too!
                   \_ And you know this how, Anthony?
                    \_ Anthony doesn't suck cock.  That's a lie.  Maybe a
                       little nibble or a long lick but no sucking!
                    \_ cause your dad taught me how
                   \_ and toss salads
        \_ They should just do tai chi. It's cheap!
        \_ Sure. You can also play basketball, read books in your spare time,
           and get a law degree on the side while you're there.
                \_ Only in criminal law.
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