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2001/2/14-15 [Recreation/Pets] UID:20598 Activity:high
2/13    http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
        \_ Where do you people find stuff like this?!?
           \_ dude. you never heard of http://restrooms.org? you're so behind the
              times...
        \_ it's L337, h4xor!
        \_ While we're on this topic.  Why don't we use sea water to flush our
           toilets?  This way we don't have to worry about conservation.  In
           Hong Kong sea water is used to flush the toilets, and tanks are
           huge (about 8-10 gallons) even though conservation of drinking water
           is a big issue.  The water department does charge for flush water,
           but it's at a much lower rate than drinking water.  Here we can at
           least do this in costal regions.  Yeah we need to build new pipes,
           but still.
                \_ It would cost billions of dollars to build a secondary set
                   of pipes & infrastructure this late in the game.  Besides,
                   what would dogs drink out of if the toilet water wasn't
                   drinkable?
                   \_ Dogs drink out of toilets???  Yucks!
                      \_ Yeah, makes you wonder why anyone would want to
                         own a dog. Cats are not much better, they keep
                         licking themselves all the time. When you touch
                         a cat you are touching a big wad of saliva.
                         Disgusting.
                         \_ But that's still better than touching dog saliva
                            which means touching toilet water which means
                            touching excrement.  BTW how come dogs don't
                            catch diseases that way?
                            \_ Dogs like to dig up cat shit and eat it.
                         \_ not all dogs do this.  my dog never drank out of
                            the toilet nor dug up cat poop.
                      \_ yeah, dogs drink out of toilets and animals lick
                      their genitals too! And some people let dogs lick
                      their face.
                      \_ I was having sex with the girlfriend and
                         I flipped her over and there was a big brown
                         streak in her buttcrack.  horrific
                         \_ Your gf was licking your dog's ass?  Huh?
                      \_ haven't you ever wondered why dog breath smells like
                         ass?
                      \_ i brush my dogs teeth everyday.
                      \_ My friend caught his roommate letting his dog lick
                         peanut butter off his (the roommate's) genitals.
                         \_ got milk?
                            \_ If the dog licked long enough it would get milk.
                               \_ That's not milk. If the roomate was a she
                                  and breasts where involved you would be
                                  correct.
                         \_ Was it a male dog or female dog?
                        \_ What's any of this dog hater stuff have to do with
                           salt water toilets?  Go get a date.
                           \_ I got one. Do you?
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Once outside the body, airborne bacteria can contaminate it fairly soon, so be sure to rinse the shower or bathtub surfaces with fresh water) Dont expect to master this skill on your first attempt. After youve practiced a few times, you should see some improvement. Underwear should be pulled down at the waistband or move the fabric at the crotch to one side. Using either hand, make a V with your first and second finger and spread the inside of your labia minora. All names have been changed to protect the privacy of these people. Ive used urinals many times when working late at my office (at first, because the mens room is much closer, and now, because I find a urinal to be more convenient). I do it facing, and it works fine now that I know the posture (nothing extreme). I dont make any kind of mess, and dont even have to undress as much as to sit down. Im starting to think women have been kept in the dark about this for a reason. I also developed a method which enables me to pee through the open zip of my jeans as conveniently as a man. At first I pinch myself shut until the pressure builds up, then as the stream starts to die, I push to keep maximum flow, then I can stop it fairly suddenly. One wonders what circumstances led you to know about this, and also just how many of us will secretly try this out! Well Im in college and youd be surprised to see how many college girls use mens urinals. Its much more exciting and daring to pee standing up at urinals. Any woman can pee standing up, facing a urinal, looking at the wall or whatever men look at. Down here in Texas at one of our stadiums, they are installing urinals for women in addition to the stalls. My friends Judy and Karen will sometimes stand at the urinal and see who can get the furthest arc. Heres a little about women using mens urinals (my personal experiences). I usually pee standing up in any location, and can use just about any type of mens urinal with ease. I stand with my feet slightly apart, about shoulder width, and my pants and panties pulled down to my knees. I lean back slightly at the waist, with some arch in my back. When I start to pee, I push hard to start a strong stream, and push again at the end to keep the stream up until Im done. I find that I have good control over where the stream goes, and its a pretty clean process. Sometimes I dribble a little when Im finishing up, but not too often. If Im wearing pants with a long enough zipper, I just unzip, pull my panties aside, and go through the fly. Once while doing this outside, another woman asked if I had a penis. She asked how I could urinate standing up without making a mess. I always seem to need a wipe when I go sitting down, however. Perhaps the lack of drips is due to 1)the fact that I give a hard push to get the last of the flow out as I stop, or 2) the fact that women simply have less length of plumbing between the bladder and urethra to contain urine, making it easier to drain completely. Regarding aim: It wasnt great when I started peeing while standing on a regular basis (probably 10 years ago), but it has improved over time. I am now precise enough that I can go through the fly in a pair of jeans. Aiming and stream control are accomplished mostly with the hips. When learning, a good technique is to place your hands against your lower abdomen, on the pubic hair triangle. By pulling up or pressing with both hands you can point the stream upward. Try this in the shower where it doesnt matter if you are sloppy the first few times. Eventually you may become good enough to be able to write your name in the snow. Lisa writes: My secret to peeing without exposing myself is to press the edges of my jeans around my labia so that it actually protrudes through the fly. Pinch and pull up on the pants opening in order to direct the stream out front. Sometimes I get a few drops on my jeans when finishing, but it sure beats going the traditional way.
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Public restroom surveys We periodically run surveys to see how people feel about various restroom-related topics. We invite you to participate in our current survey or browse through this section to discover the results of our previous ones. Overcoming the fear of using public restrooms Recent studies show that about 7% of the public may suffer from the social anxiety disorder known as avoidant paruresis. It's often referred to as Pee-Shy, Shy-Bladder, or Bashful Bladder syndrome. Personal Hygiene Solutions & Solutions Were always on the lookout for personal hygiene-related solutions that most people are too embarrased to discuss yet are very interested in. This area is where youll find our popular Womans Guide on How to Pee Standing section. Designing public restrooms for different cultures Culture, tradition, religion and superstition and feng shui are just a few of the many influences that affect attitudes toward public restrooms. For people to be happy with their restroom experience, architects should carefully consider these factors. Letter from our readers Share your opinion of our Restrooms of the Future web site and restroom-related thoughts with American registered public health nurse, Denise Decker. Personal hygiene and restroom-related topics most people are too embarrassed to discuss are freely spoken here.