2/13 I'm dateless, but I'm a super hot shot dude at a cool gaming
company (not going IPO yet). What should I do?
\_ are you super hot as well?
\_ man date
\_ Get back to work, "hot shot"!
\_ Dates are overrated. Save your money.
\_ Back to work, bob.
\_ Nice try. Last I heard (fairly recently) bob was dating
a moderatly hot chick.
\_ boy, that 'moderately hot chick' is a MAN, BABY!
\_ you is out of touch
\_ nah. you're just jealous. poor guy -- with valentine's
day coming up and all.
\_ i thought him and geordan were gay?
\_ _he_ and geordan. imbecile.
\_ Look, I told you, I'm not gay. Chicks just hate me.
There is a different. -geordan
There is a difference. -geordan
\_ What makes you think women hate gay guys?
\_ Valentine's day is a stupid custom invented by a conspiracy of
greeting-card, flower-shop and chocolate-candy manufacturers.
Think different!
\_ Tell this to your next gf as explanation for why she got
nothing. You'll go far in life. You're a genius. You've got
it all figured out. If you ever manage to procreate, try the
same line with your kids when Dec. 25th rolls around each year.
They'll love you for keeping them up to date on the latest
commercialism conspiracies.
\_ Think "sour grapes"!
\_ ...Think sodomy!
\_ If you don't show up at the girlfriend's place with some form
of gift, you might be thinking "Damn, why'd she dump me?"
\_ Manager: Okay, people. We need to cook up a new holiday for the
summer. Something with, eh, gifts, cards, assorted
gougeables.
Woman: How about something religious? We had great penetration
last spring with "Christmas II"!
Man: Ooh, I know, Spendover, like Passover, but less talk,
more presents!
\_ Love Day!
\_ yermom
\_ once again, Watch "Caligula" to fully appreciate valentine's day. |