Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 20565
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2001/2/12 [Recreation/Dating] UID:20565 Activity:very high
2/11    Anyone need a date for valentines day?
        \_ femaleP
           \_ #t
              \_ login?
        \_ nope. --chris
        \_ no - anyone
        \_ yes please. I don't even want sex, just companionship.
           its sooo lonely being a geek.
              \_ I'm serious. I'll take you to dinner, dancing
                 a movie. I just want someone friendly to talk
                 to. Just someone friendly, no sex, no kissing
                 nothing like that.
           \_ You should do what I do. For me, Valentines day ==
              a night with a bottle of booz and a nice game of
              Russian Roulette. Works fine for me and the next day
              I'm back to work. So far the revolver hasn't picked
              the golden bullet.
                \_ You can borrow my automatic!
                \_ Well, there's still hope.
        \_ I will be wearing all black to work and greeting people as I do each
           and every year:  "Happy VD"
                \_ Hey, you're a winner.  No wonder you're still sexless.
                   Women avoid depressoid losers like the plague and for good
                   reason.
        \_ When I was single, all single folks in my dept. at work used to get
           together for dinner.
           \_ losers.
             \_ lol! what a fucker!
        \_ is this a dating service? are you a guy or a girl?
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