2/11 Anyone need a date for valentines day?
\_ femaleP
\_ #t
\_ login?
\_ nope. --chris
\_ no - anyone
\_ yes please. I don't even want sex, just companionship.
its sooo lonely being a geek.
\_ I'm serious. I'll take you to dinner, dancing
a movie. I just want someone friendly to talk
to. Just someone friendly, no sex, no kissing
nothing like that.
\_ You should do what I do. For me, Valentines day ==
a night with a bottle of booz and a nice game of
Russian Roulette. Works fine for me and the next day
I'm back to work. So far the revolver hasn't picked
the golden bullet.
\_ You can borrow my automatic!
\_ Well, there's still hope.
\_ I will be wearing all black to work and greeting people as I do each
and every year: "Happy VD"
\_ Hey, you're a winner. No wonder you're still sexless.
Women avoid depressoid losers like the plague and for good
reason.
\_ When I was single, all single folks in my dept. at work used to get
together for dinner.
\_ losers.
\_ lol! what a fucker!
\_ is this a dating service? are you a guy or a girl? |