Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 20437
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2001/1/25-26 [Health] UID:20437 Activity:moderate
1/25    Construction worker accidentally saws off hand, shoot nails into
        head to end pain:
        http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/01/25/sawed.off.hand.ap/index.html
        \_ His brain must be so small that even one-inch nails can't reach it.
           That explains his behavior.
        \_ Well, he probably was trying to kill himself, right?
        \_ 'Sup, dudes brain must be so's little-ass dat even one-inch nails
            kin't reach it.  Dat 'esplains his behavio'.
        \_ Sheeit, he probably wuz tryin' t'put de smack down on himself,
           right?
        \_ racist fuckers.
                \_ See?  I told you all the other day how important it is to
                   scream "RACISM!" on the motd.  I'm not alone on this.
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