1/25 Construction worker accidentally saws off hand, shoot nails into
head to end pain:
http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/01/25/sawed.off.hand.ap/index.html
\_ His brain must be so small that even one-inch nails can't reach it.
That explains his behavior.
\_ Well, he probably was trying to kill himself, right?
\_ 'Sup, dudes brain must be so's little-ass dat even one-inch nails
kin't reach it. Dat 'esplains his behavio'.
\_ Sheeit, he probably wuz tryin' t'put de smack down on himself,
right?
\_ racist fuckers.
\_ See? I told you all the other day how important it is to
scream "RACISM!" on the motd. I'm not alone on this. |