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1/22    BUSH SR: Well, did you meet George?
        ADMISSIONS OFFICER: Oh, yes.  He made light of my weight problem,
        then suggested my motto be "semper fudge."  At that point, he told
        me to relax
        BUSH SR: How were his test scores?
        ADMISSIONS OFFICER: Let's just say this: he spelled "Yale" with a six.
        BUSH SR: I see.  Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's
        time for my annual donation.  I wonder how much I should give.
        ADMISSIONS OFFICER: Well, frankly, test scores like George's would
        call for a very generous contribution.  For example, a score of 400
        would require a donation of new football uniforms, 300, a new
        dormitory, and in  George's case, we would need an international
        airport.
        ADMISSIONS OFFICER: Yale could use an international airport, Mr.
        Bush -- Then maybe a stock exchange market.
        \_ http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F05.html
           for those who don't get the reference.
        \_ Bush, Jr: At this rate I probably won't even get into Vassar!
           \_ BUSH SR: I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing,
              young lady!...er..sir!
        \_ Yawn... don't surprise us... you voted for the two time college
           drop out because he's so smart, right?  But I'm sure that wasn't
           reaaaaally like flunking out, he, uh, decided to go serve his
           country or something, instead, right?  You'll "get it" one day,
           but that day obviously hasn't arrived yet.
           \_ he's not just mocking bush, he's mocking the yale addmissions
              office, which richly deserves it.  If you are from an influential
              family or have a desired athletic talent, yale will let undergads
              in pretty much automatically.
                \_ And at what private school is this not true?  Even Cal does
                   this although they don't say so in the catalog.  :-)
                   \_ I thought Cal let you in based on the results of a
                   \_ I thought Cal lets you in based on the results of a
                      random number generator.
                      \_ yes. it's called the SAT.
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Many people in the crowd: {ddg} {mar} {jh} {mey} - At first: Larry, Wiggum, Eddie, Lou, Burns, Smithers - Homer admits it was a hoax: Barney, Moe, Skinner, Willy, Krabappel - Homer runs to his family: Homer, Marge, Obnoxious (Bart), Boring (Lisa), Stinky (Maggie) I can't identify anyone in the crowd - Larry asks Burns to forgive him: Barney, Maude, Ned, Lenny, Herman, Man who punches people, blue-hair Hutz-alike, Otto, Rev. Hibbert, Jacqueline Bouvier, Carl, Apu, Skinner, Moe - Pan: Carl, Lenny, Miss Hoover, Mrs. Glick, Randy (tour guide), railwayman, debutante's mother, two people with apples hats, Hans Moleman, Yale admissions man, Admiral Carstairs (break-dancing), chef, Handsome Pete, tall man, man in gorilla suit, Disco Stu, Mrs. Krabappel, Diamond Joe Quimby, Dave Shutton , rabbi/russian - Wide view: Larry (dancing on the Channel 6 van), Randy, Wiggum, Apu, Debutante's mother, OFF (w/o Maggie), Smithers (not dancing), Burns, Miss Hoover, Moe, Lenny, Jasper, chef, man in gorilla suit (dancing on a police car), Bumblebee Man - People whom I didn't find: Abe, train conductor, Yale admissions woman, costume shop owner Overseas Animation: Akom {ddg} Animation, continuity, and other goofs = Larry's watch disappears. I assume the couch probably would've simply caused a very messy accident. At the reunion, he still has (what looks like) his natural hair. It didn't go into wide release (including, I'm assuming, New Haven, CN) until 1940. Dress blue uniforms in the US Navy and Coast Guard have ranks designated at the ends of the sleeves, but admirals have a 4" gold band, something this guy was missing. Abersold: Yet another fine episode with a fine guest voice. Though the plot wasn't the strongest in the world, the quality and quantity of the gags kept me laughing consistently throughout the episode. Ian Maxtone- Graham, in his first effort, proves himself worthy to join the ranks of Simpsons writers. He and his brand of one-liner humor, which doesn't mix well with "Simpson" humor, almost completely take over this flat episode. Any amusing gags, like Homer's brain abandoning its body, and Grampa sitting on a pie, were overshadowed by Larry Burns' Dangerfield-esque character and irritating insult jokes. It was proper that Burns didn't bend in the end and accept his son; Blaske: While watching this, I couldn't quite decide whether I was enjoying it or not. I think it had to do with Rodney Dangerfield - he was funny, but too much like Himself. Also, the plot itself seemed a little stale, although I agree they did a nice job handling Mr. There were some pretty funny parts, however, including Homer's brain leaving, Marge's mispronunciations, etc. Steve Frayne: Losing only to "Two Bad Neighbors", this is the worst episode in the last 6 seasons. I found it hard to sit through a second time because Larry just wasn't funny. His cutdowns give a very brief chuckle, but there isn't a single line that sticks out as notably funny afterward. Include that with a poor plot and significantly less Homer humor than usual and you'll get a deadly combination which earns this episode an ! I thought the story was a little shaky at times and the ending, like last week, was forced. But this one had the funniest moment of the season for me (Hans Moleman in the movie theater), and the laughs in this one were good enough to eke out a (B+) Ryan Johnson: A fair episode, nothing exceptional. I only laughed a few times and the ending seemed out of place and kind of ruined the episode. I'm still waiting for an episode about the rest of the family. Granted, Rodney Dangerfield did a good job with the voice of Larry Burns, but the way he was acting, it was like Rodney Danger-field actually was the son of Mr. The party scene at the end added nothing except a song to add to my music list. Generally, the show was funny -- but funny isn't everything. We need something that makes sense for it to be ha-ha funny. Joe Manfre: Seemingly an unhealthy premise, mixing the one-liner style of Dangerfield's comedy with the historically plot-driven comedy of OFF. Blaine Moller: The first actually funny episode of this season! 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I thought the first two acts held up but the way the plot was solved was a little disappointing. Since "Caddyshack" is my favorite movie of all time I was delighted to see some references to it. I still think they aren't throwing in quite as many jokes as I'd like to see, though. Scanlan: "Burns, Baby Burns" was better than "The Homer They Fall" and that was hard to beat. Rodney Dangerfield was brilliant and Ian Maxtone-Graham's first episode is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. To begin with it promised to be a good episode (with a possible subplot), but after the first act is seemed to dwindle into a bad episode (without a good subplot). I'd given up all hope on the episode redeeming itself, but somehow it managed to still put a smile on my face during the final act. However, special guest Rodney Dangerfield was this episode's biggest miss-fire. Larry Burns was so underdeveloped, but some of his one-liners were pretty good. 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