12/13 Seen on rec.humor.funny:
A guide for the perplexed on legal maneuvering:
If it benefits my candidate, it's the rule of law.
If it benefits your candidate, it's a technicality.
\_ how banal. tom, is that you?
How about "justice is a decision in your favor."
\_ how about "Marriage is like a caste system. Once you go there
you've lost all of your mobility." -married sodan 1999
\_ How about "Marriage is like a pie. It tastes sweet for the first
few years and later on you just want to throw up"
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