12/5    Recently spotted bumper sticker (from rec.humor.funny):
                                                \_ a self-cancelling newsgroup
                                                   name.  -tom

        WWJD?
        JWRTFM
        \_ Yup, he did when he was a child to the Jewish priests. It's in
           there.
        \_ Ok, I'm clueless. Explanation?
           \_ It's not that hard.
           \_ WWJD = What Would Jesus Do?
              \_ Yes, but what would Brian Boitano do?
                 \_ You mean, what _wouldn't_ Brian Boitano do?
                    \_ women. he wouldn't do women.
                      \_ he'd do yer mom.
                         \_ I wouldn't do boitano - yermom
                         \_ I wouldn't do him. - yermom
        \_ JWRTFM = Jesus Would Read the Fxxxing Manual?