11/25 perl -i -ep "AnyGivenSunday--OliverStone" s/football stars/programmers/g
and the movie would still be valid. - comments?
\_ Whatever.
\_ That movie sucked really poorly. Oliver Stone is one of the worst
directors in the history of movies. The movie certainly could not
have been worse, whether it was about programmers or even executive
assistants.
\_ Any movie that has eyeballs flying all over the place
is pretty cool. It could have done without the sausage
action, though. -John
\_ Oliver Stone's next movie is going to be a hit: Oliver Stone's
Bill Clinton, staring Richard Gere as Bill, Annette Benning as
Hillary Clinton, Tori Spelling as Monica, Brent Spiner as Al
Gore, Patricia Ruttledge as Madaline Albright, Judi Dench as
Janet Reno. Open parts include: Tipper Gore, Ken Star, Newt,
and First Dyke Chelsea.
\_ John Goodman as Newt, Don Knotts as Ken Starr, Meredith
Baxter Birney as Tipper and Melissa Joan Hart as Chelsea
\_ John Goodman's too tall for Newt. Rush Limbaugh maybe
but not Newt.
MJH is too attractive to be Chelsea, need someone uglier,
like that chick on Boy Meets World.
Don Knotts as Ken Starr, that's pretty funny, though
it might be too funny. Need someone really stiff.
Now who would you get for Joycellen Elders? Mrs. Cosby?
How about Clarence Thomas? |
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