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Boy, how weird is that that a dead guy could get elected to the Senate? Like you never know what'll happen from one moment to the next! Gore's on the other line, so listen -- I asked around, and you can sink a Rubbermaid bucket if you put at least twenty pounds of ballast in it. Can you get someone to that church with, um, a cannonball? BUSH: (silence) GORE: What do you need to sink a Rubbermaid bucket for? Not lies, or even exaggerations, but I regret having said them. BUSH: (swallowing) Well Al, there are always elephants of the past we wish we could change, we wish we could do better. BUSH: (pause) GORE: (pause) BUSH: (pause) GORE: You hang up first. BUSH: (phone clatters to the floor, glass breaks) Dial tone.
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