10/5    I don't care what you say.  Zippers are amazing.
        \_ The one on my jeans is in "semi-automatic" mode. Tends to unzip by
           itself at regular intervals, without prior notice. Screw zippers.
           \_ This is only because you are a fat bastard.
        \_ Mine broke this week.  I'll have to buy a new backpack. =(
          \_ Buy jansport.  You can melt the zipper with a flamethrower
             and they'll still replace.
                \_ Buy Silicon Carbide. You *can't* melt the zipper with a
                   flamethrower.
          \_ Was it Y2K-compatible?
             \_ Y2K or YKK?
        \_ Yeah, but they're quite harsh on the penis if it's hanging out.
           \_ why don't you join the rest of society and wear underwear?
             \_ why don't you join the rest of society and learn to read.
                did you miss the "hanging out" part?
                \_ yeah, hanging out of the zipper, everything else is an
                   assumption on your part