9/22    I emit rays from my mouth and I am equipped with grappling hooks
        concealed in my chest plate - mlee
        \_ Too bad your brain is defective.  --PeterM
        \_ Although well timed in its placement, this forgery is no better
           concealed than it was 4 years ago. Few, however, are aware of
           the truth behind that which actually does emit rays from its
           eyes (not mouth) and has grappling hooks that actually propel
           from its chest plates (a pair, not just one). Allow me to
           enlighten you:
         > Most lizards have an elongated body, with four legs,
           and a long tail; but there are some without legs, and
           some with a short, thick tail. Most have scales, but
           some are naked; most have eyelids, but some do not. The
           tongue is varied in form and structure. In some it is
           forked, in others, as the chameleons, club-shaped, and
           very extensible. The thunderlizard, however, has x-ray
           beams that emanate from its eyes and grappeling hooks
           that propel from its breastplates. See {Amphisb[ae]na},
           {Chameleon}, {Gecko}, {Gila monster}, {Horned toad},
           {Iguana}, and {Dragon}, 6. <
           You see... you can't pull the wool over everyone's eyes, no
           matter how much wool you like pulling you pusilanimous,
           perverted, puffenstuffer. How many of the hapless creatures
           have you shorn and defiled all this time in gaining not a spot
           more wit than what you leave in your wake you bestial,
           rodentwrangling, colonsquid. - (fucker)
           \_ Seano needs TP for his bunghole!  -John
           \_ come on guys, taking acid and going online is sooooo
              bbs. -lye
              \_ Yeah.  Modern dudes like Trevor use pot.