8/31 My company went IPO a while ago and now I'm a 1/3 vested ISO option
multi-millionaire. I don't know what to do with the money I have and
I'm depressed. Please help. And no, I'm not into CSUA charity.
\_ Buy a large plot of land and thousands of garden gnomes, and
make a garden-gnome model silicon valley. -John
\_ Develop a "crowd suit" made of a full-body rubber drysuit, studded
with tons of electrically charged iron nubs and run through the
city knocking into people. -John
\_ Build a house shaped like a huge cucumber. -John
\_ Corner the world pig market. -John
\_ Have someone develop a space station for you, shoot it into
orbit, and have it manned by spider monkeys. -John
\_ Become "eccentric" and walk around in a bathrobe. -John
\_ Why would this depress you? Buy a house you like in a city you
\_ Mary a gold digger, they'll show you how to spend your money.
\_ MOTD spelling god was here.
like so you're not h0zed if the market crashes or your company
dies and then just continue living life as before. Put the rest
into something safe and long term. Hire a CPA.
\_ So look at a "real" charity. Find one that actually makes a
apper to be. She's truly in love with him. He's
broke.
difference in something meaningful to YOU.
Might I suggest getting rid of homeless people in berkeley?
\_ Marry a gold digger, they'll show you how to spend your money.
\_ You misunderstand homelessness, friend. The homeless will always
be here, even if wealth was distributed evenly. It's a matter
of psychology, not economics.
\_ Wasn't there a book by a formerly homeless guy disputing
this? Haven't read it... any reviews?
\_ If he's "formerly" homeless then he isn't like 99% of them.
\_ Dude, he didn't say why not "make them wealthy and happy"
We're talking about getting RID of them no matter by which
means. They well deserve it.
\_ In this case, please sign your name.
\_ Golddiggers can help you spend your money.
\_ "They"? You mean "she". Some things can never be
PC-ified.
\_ Its gender netural now.
\_ Could be a female poster talking about a male
golddigger. Some things are not quite what they
appear to be. She's truly in love with him. He's
broke. By the way, you should really look into
a sensitivity training class.
\_ Male golddigger? Oh please. Like that exists. Like
there's enough single women with money just waiting
to take care of your fat ugly face. You should really
look into the real world and they way things really
are. For ever "male golddigger" there's a billion
"female golddiggers". I'll grant about half a dozen
so-called male gold diggers on the planet. None on
the motd or knowing anyone on the motd. And you
could look into a better dictionary to find out what
it means as well.
\_ You dont know enough women. Wouldn't say "male
gold-digger", but a few guys earn less than
their woman. Not me of course. And it would be
"they" if they were Playboy Playmates from
one of the Twins or Sisters issues.
If you spent your stock on playmates, I bet
you wouldnt be so(as) depressed.
\_ Yes!! I am the ultimate troll3r. But really,
you should look into a sensitivity training class.
\_ "They"? You mean "she". Fuck being PC, first get your
grammar write. -grammarmonger
\_ Well, perhaps marry was an incorrect term.
The possibility that poster is a fag or a
dyke must be considered, thus the pronoun
is "they" rather than she. (I guess you
could make a case that a gold digging fag
is really a "she").
\_ Fuck you! I am male, and I am a gold-digger.
I fuck women for their money. I know the
tiny brain behind your pimply-arse of a face
can never imagine that, but please don't
erase my existence, arsehole. |
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