8/21 Don't you think an ex-USCA co-op resident, and better yet,
current CSUA member, would make a passable Survivor contestant?
^contestant^actor --psb
\_ No. I don't. The first 2 losers kicked off the island were the
only 2 bay area people. Think about that.
\_ What are you trying to say psb?
\_ The coops were a ZOG survivor contest. -John
\_ ausman! ausman! ausman! ausman!
\_ I have never even seen this show before. Think I really ought
to apply? -ausman
\_ I can't think of anyone more perfect, Jim.
\_ yes. Next show is in January. Everybody apply!
inmates fight one another. I think this has happened before.
\_ The show will become markedly stranger if we get 3+ sodans
on there. Let's go everyone, apply!!!
\_ How much of a bribe would it take to say, the Chinese government,
to have a deathmatch-oriented survivor. "No games. No rules.
No mercy.", where the contestents are encouraged to knock each
other off?
\_ Get a job as a California prison guard, then make the
inmates fight one another. "deathmatch-oriented survivor"
is played out everyday in the prisons. Join the fun!
\_ there is a new reality based show coming out called
jailbreak. People become prisoners and try to break
out of prison.
\_ CA penal system is a bit more organized than Survivor, eh?
They have gangs, or one-on-ones, or "group vs.
child molester" altercations, which arent really the same.
It ends up being bigger beats smaller. Plus, it's not co-ed.
\_ well, the winners don't get a million dollars.
\_ They would not allow that. The kidney trade is too lucrative
to risk damaging the goods.
\_ USCAers would not survive unless it was a contest to "make your
own granola" or "score some drugs". CSUAers would never survive
unless it was a "virtual survivor" where you are a character
in a video game. Of course both would win if it was a "how long
can I last without showering" contest.
\_ you call that winning? |