8/18    Where can I get those cool KFC-like wet towels?
        \_ My girlfriend made a special trip by bike to Trader Joe's
           and they didn't have them, then went across the street to
           the Wallgreen's downtown (which I boycott whenever possible)
           and they had them.  The things you learn on soda.
           \_ Are you really that stupid?  You can get those at just about
              any grocery store or drug store.  But thinking Trader Joe's
              would have them is, well, dumb as fuck.
             \_ If Trader Joe's had them, I would expect them to be made
                from special "environmentally-friendly" materials, and
                cost 3-10X as much.
                \_ I think you have confused Trader Joe's with Whole Foods
                  \_ No, Whole Foods would only cost twice as much and
                     would actually be made of recyled and/or organic stuff.