Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 19009
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2000/8/16 [Recreation/Dating] UID:19009 Activity:very high
8/16    I'd like to have sex w/my gf 3X a day. However, she only wants it
        once a day. What should I do?
        \_ Get 2 more GF's.
           \_ Is a GF related to a GPF?
              \_ or a GPL?
        \_ Isn't it usually the reverse, though?
        You are lame.  You are soo lame.  The original comment was:
        "The battery spring on my gf's vibrator has been eroded by her
        pussy juices.  What harm could happen to my cock?"
        \_ The world doesn't revolve around your genitals, you know.
           \_ Oh come on, this is the MOTD for christs sake.  You'd expect
              better wit and more originallity than that.  Otherwise,
              why even bother to login?
              \_ Your troll is weak.  Train harder.
      \_ Yeah, but yermom does.
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