8/11    Dear Motd, my girlfriend's dad really liked me. That is, until he
        caught her on top of me. Now he hates me. What should I do?
        \_ He is jealous of your sexual prowess.  Suck his cock and he
           will be properly mollified.  If that doesn't work, lick his ass.
        \_ Invite him to join you in a threesome and he will forgive you.