12/7    "Jack ties shoelace during live play; Bulls watch, twiddle thumbs"
        http://www.csua.org/u/pnw
        I don't play basketball, but isn't this about courtesy and
        sportsmanship rather than lack of effort?
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9/23    "Video: World's longest basketball shot"
        http://www.csua.org/u/p4y
        The ball seemed to make a turn in mid-air.  Looks fake to me.
        \_ That's called wide-angle distortion (ever seen wide angle
           shooting a straight line but it looks curved)?
           \_ I see.  Thanks.  -- OP
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3/27    Do most magicians have easy access to beautiful women? I wanna be Hans.
        http://www.flixxy.com/worlds-fastest-magician.htm
        \_ I dated a magician's assistant. She was delightful. Some of them,
           however, are really just interested in getting on stage, which
           makes them a bit too keen for attention off-stage.
           \_ Do they sleep around a lot? Like cheerleaders with basketball
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10/28   http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2008/10/fwd-fw-plot-to-kidnap-obama-discovered.html
        \_ no longer there. Here: http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com
        \_ Change the water mellon to a basketball, and you got a funnier
           Saturday Night Live quality joke.
           \_ wait, is it funny or is it SNL-quality?  The two are mutually
              exclusive.
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10/22   Question:  I'm over 30.  I was out with my girlfriend over the weekend
        and I met this hot 22 year old.  I tried really hard to not flirt
        with her, in deference to the fact my girlfriend was standing right
        there.  She and her hot 21 year old roommate were shamelessly flirting
        with me.  They gave their email addresses to my girlfriend.   When
        my girlfriend was asleep not having sex with me, I carefully copied
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5/25    I cried in the dressing room when I was measured as a 32DDD last year
        (I'm only 25!)  My boobs look ginormous.  We're talking Pamela Anderson
        sized basketball boobs.  They are so big that I often fantasize
        about weighing them in the produce section of the supermarket
        (you know, those big scales that hang from the ceiling)
        just to see how much weight I have strapped to my chest.
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4/16    Just a quick question for those who aren't upset about Imus being
        fired...If the two reverends who had gotten Imus fired were Robertson
        and Fallwell, and talked about "cleaning up the airwaves", would you be
        upset?  -emarkp
        \_ this isn't about "cleaning up the airwaves".  imus has said many
           horribly offensive things in the past.  so have many other radio
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