8/10    It's easy to tell when a female ape/horse/bear is in heat. How
        do you tell if a human female is in heat?
           \_ They start talking about marriage.
        \_ Let's not forget it's easy to tell when a human male is
           turned on.
           \_ they breathe?
        \_ women are more likely to wear red and lower cut dresses
           when in heat.
           \_ so they go out wearing old sweats, and then when they
              see a guy who turns them on (you, of course) they go
              and change to a low-cut red dress?
              \_ Exactly.
              \_ no, dumb ass, women have a certain time of the month
        \_ Its easy. You smell them.
            Then, if you get slapped or kicked, you know she's not in
            heat. Proceed to next crotch.
                 during which they are in "heat", which is a separate
                 time of the month from that *other* time of the month.
                 \_ 28-day cycles, to be more accurate.
           \_ Please, please ... more tips!  I can't stand being
              alone any more!  UNNNNGRRRUUEEE  -turned on male sodan
        \_ Its easy. You smell them. If you get slapped or kicked, you
           know she's not in heat. Proceed to next crotch.
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