7/26    Should vegetarians be able to eat Animal Crakers?
        \_ Able to or allowed to?
        \_ Only when the moon is waxing and in 1/4 phase.
           \_ pi/2 phase
        \_ No! The cute white and pink coating actually is made with gelatin
           which we all know is made of horse hooves!
            \_ when did they start coating animal crackers?
            \_  circus animals != animal crackers
            \_ Actually, it's not horse hooves, but hair and fingernail
               clippings from criminals incarcerated in US prisons.
               Increased demand for gelatin is the real force behind
               the Three Strikes Law.