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www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/11779.html -> www.theregister.co.uk/2000/07/05/porn_mongers_wap_off_online/ Porn mongers WAP off online By 43 Kieren McCarthy Published Wednesday 5th July 2000 15:56 GMT It was inevitable but not necessarily practical. That's right, you can now relieve your sordid fantasies using a WAP phone. No, not the kinky pics where the inquisitive python has been replaced by new-millennial wireless equipment, we are talking porn WAP sites. Pics of naked people in unusual poses and pages of filthy writing are now available to anyone daft enough to have bought a WAP phone and who is indifferent to the size of their phone bill. That's right: oh my god, the kids have unrestricted access! They will all become sex perverts and eat babies (but only after they have abused them)! Aside from the fact that this tediously cliched argument is nonsense - kids are extremely resourceful, they will get hold off as much porn as they want, and there's nothing you can do about it - even the fervent imagination of a spotty teenager will have a difficult job of making anything out of these sites. Even if you could see Sara from Japan, let's bear in mind that we're talking about a three-inch green screen here. Plus you'll have to pay and wait while this tiny, blurred image appeared. Fantasies, instructions - you know, society destroying stuff. Only problem with these sites is that there is a limited amount of data you can have on one page, so you'll have to download page after page before getting to the end, so to speak. Here we have a genuinely useful (and saucy) scenario for you. You've had a lovely meal and a few glasses of wine and the Channel 5 movie has got you both going. You always do the same things - why don't you surprise me anymore? Well you could blame them and get into a stupid argument. Return and amaze them with your knowledge of Eastern erotic literature. |