12/6    Lesson learned: don't talk about Monty Python on a date. Women just
        don't seem to get it.
        \_ You are dating the wrong women (for you) then. My sister-in-law
           loves it and yet I don't find it all that funny. It's not a
           gender thing.
           \_ is she a nerd? does she laugh funny? is she actually decent looking?
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7/17    Summer camp sure is a great place for middle aged guys to flirt
        with teen girls by the pool.
        \_ Are free condoms available like in the Olympic Village?
        \_ Why is a middle-aged guy at a summer camp?
           \_ "Because summer camp sure is a great place for ......"  Maybe you
              meant to ask "What excuse does a middle-aged guy have to be at a
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4/23    Data driven decision for dating. Sounds like what aspergers in
        Mountain View would do:
        http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/cyber_cad_dater_input_LGdBZ57ATtIGWwCqffATXM
        \_ Now that's a good solution for Big Data!
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2/9     Monogamy is a form of sexual optimization
        http://infoproc.blogspot.com/2010/02/new-dating-game.html
        \_ http://www.overcomingbias.com/2009/07/who-cares-about-unsexy-men.html
           \_ http://wwwhogivesashit.com
        \_ http://tinyurl.com/y8fbn2a
           What do women want? The guy that the other women want, it turns out.
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2/1     http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2
        Why the hell would you pay for a sex doll that TALKS? People
        pay hookers so that they don't have to listen to bullshit.
        If anything, a talking sex doll should be negative $7000.
        \_ Why the hell would you pay for a sex doll?
           \_ fucking nerds can't get any real pussy
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        Spendthrifts and tightwads marry each other
        \_ in general white guys are spendthrifts ande white girls
           are even bigger spendthrifts. don't marry white if
           you want to save.
           \_ Don't marry Asian if you want to have a life.
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