Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 18403
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2000/6/4 [Computer/Theory] UID:18403 Activity:moderate
6/3     Thank goodness, somebody finally nuked that whole convolution
        proof thread.  Please keep that shit at a math newsgroup and
        NOT on the motd.
        \_ I would rather hear about a good proof than about most of the
           other shit regularly discussed here. -- ilyas
                \_ Tell us of the stars, ilyas....
           please lick my hairy scrotum during a prolonged stint during which
        \_ dear mr. "i would like to hear more about dating vapid playboy
           bunnies",

           please lick my hairy scrotum afetr a prolonged stint during which
           i have not had a chance to shower.

           Sincerely,

           Ali.
           \_ You have a scrotum?
              \_ you would have licked it sooner had you known?
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