5/31 I am a shy; non GQ looking guy who has a mad crush on this girl
in my class. I am white; she is Asian. How do I approach her
ands not scare her off ?
\_ What, you DON'T KNOW? GEEZ. And you all thought I was a scrawny
asocial nerd; now I've got my HAREM OF HOT ASIAN CHICKS! --set
\_ Wax on, Wax off. -John
\_ THOROUGH understanding of her culture is required. Saying
I love you in Korean to a Flip girl will surely turn her off.
Hang out with Asian guys, they're your window to understanding
the Asian culture (and their cute little sisters).
\_ Sisters, yes, asian chicks, no. Reading about the poor
success rate of the other asian boys leads one to believe
that being white is the best way to get an asian chick.
\_ You take your fingers, pull the corners of your eyes up, and say
"see? I'm curturarry sensitive shy non gq rooking white guy!"
-Shy, nonGQ rooking white guy
\_ "Hi, my name is Shy Non-GQ Guy. I noticed you in class. Would
you like to grab some coffee and study for a couple hours?"
\_ First, young dansielsan, before I can help tell me which one:
a) HK'ese
b) Taiwanese?
\_ Are there any other types of asians besides a) and b)?
\_ They all look the same to me.
\_ ask her if she speaks "Asian".
\_ forget about asian girls, they are generally hard to persue.
It takes forever to get to kiss them. Anything takes too long
is not worth it.
\_ They're sticklers for good spellers, too.
\_ Asian chicks are as easy as the rest. No problem.
\_ Depends. Giant lecture, small lecture, or small discussion?
If it's a giant lecture it's not impossible but good luck.
Otherwise you might have a shot. Just sit down next to her
and talk about the class. If it's a semi-hard class maybe
\_ hehe. there's your
problem, man!
ask her if you could study together (perhaps in the library
or something). Just try to start with random chit-chat.
Don't be too overt. Just talk about things that interests
you (avoid any discussion about sex). And by all means, be
polite (complement her, open doors for her so long as she's
not an ultra-feminist, encourage her, etc...). Oh yeah, try
to sound intellegent (hopefully you are). People (guys and
\_ intelligent. (You can see how dubious it is to be
asking the motd for advice).
girls) generally don't respect people who base their beliefs
off MTV or other teeny fad shows. With that said, don't try
\_ WATCH FELICITY. FELICITY IS THE STANDARD.
\_ Buffy can kick Felicity's ass with
both hands tied behind her back and
her lesbian witch friends making out
in the background.
\_ Lesbian witches!
\_ that's redundant. either way.
to be someone you're not. Just relax and be yourself.
-- Asian Cal alumn who never got any in his 4 years at Cal.
\_ how about after?
________________________________________________________/
\_ I just graduated. I'm basically giving you the
advice I followed religiously throughout my 4 years
here. It obviously doesn't work but I still do it
anyway just because I've grown used to it. Perhaps
this a good reason never to take advice from your
parents or your friends.
\_ This is the Christmas theory in action. Keep up the
good work; you'll come into your own soon.
\_ Coming into your own... nah.
\_ Your advice sucks. No wonder you graduated a virgin
from the Easy Sex campus of the universe.
\_ I met this girl in 60A by saying, "Hey, we have the same
calculator."
\_ "Wow! You have a TI-85 too! I didn't think there was
anyone else here that had that calculator."
\_ I envy you! -- Another Asian Cal alumn who never picked up
any gal in class in his 4 years at Cal.
\_ You should've been white. White guys never have any
problems picking up asian chicks. Oh, Hoyt Sze, where
are you when your brothers need you???
\_ you: "im not just an ordinary white guy, i'm a troll!"
her: "what the hell are you talking about?"
you: "go to http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/motd and you'll understand."
her: "wow! you really are a troll! can i go out with you?"
nothing to it! god, it's good to be a troll.
\_ ask her a question about class. ask if she wants to study.
\_ Duh. Might as well not bother.
\_Tell her you don't think her slit-eyes are funny looking.
\_ Ask her to fuck. She'll appreciate your straightforward manner.
\_ first, stop talking like dans. Only fools use "mad" in that sense.
\_ hell, this IS dans
\_ give up all hope, ya damn rice chaser! -- Hoyt Sze worshipper
and fellow slanty-eyed bastard who never got any in his 5.25
years at Cal
\_ Asian chicks prefer white guys, sorry but soy flavored china
boy is out in this lifetime.
\_ Ya, continue scratching your hairy monkey chest. You will
get a she-gorilla someday.
\_ what does gorillas have anything to do with this?
and why would i need a woman anyhow? as a fellow sodan
once said "you only want a cute gf b/c she's the best
fasion accessory" Fuck them all anyhow...I still have
yet to meet any normal cute Asian woman who's not a
total psychotic bitch or a total ho, or completely pro-
filipino and anti- every other asian ethnicity
\_ What's wrong with a psychotic chick? If you want a chick
that isn't then you better hope there's an afterlife
because that's your last best hope for a sane chick of
any race. Getting laid at Cal was eeeeeasy. What the
hell is wrong with all you losers who went to Cal for
years and *wasted* it? There's more to life than GPA.
Go get laid you stupid fucks! It'll *never* be this
easy *ever* again. I got laid all the time and graduated
with a C average after 5.5 years at Cal. No one has ever
asked my GPA in industry. For those wanting to go to grad
school... well... I guess you have a different calling in
life which doesn't involve sex or relationships anyway, so
you don't count. The rest of you need to put down the
books and get lives. -Cal alum disappointed in the
current generation of sexless losers |
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